Before You Sign Anything
This guide walks you through everything you need to know before putting pen to paper at the dealership. From spotting hidden fees to understanding finance terms and dealer tactics, you'll gain the confidence to make smart, informed decisions. Use checklists, real-world scenarios, and expert insights to avoid costly mistakes and feel in control during one of the biggest purchases of your life.
Wants vs. Needs: Do You Need Heated Seats or Just Therapy?
Lesson of the Day:
• Buying the wrong car is like wearing flip-flops to a marathon. Looks fun at first but you'll regret it real fast.
🎓 You Graduated. You Got the Job. Now What?
You're out of your parents' basement. Finally.
You’ve landed a job, started budgeting (kinda), and nailed your morning commute except when it rains. Or snows. Or your bike chain decides to snap mid-pedal in rush hour.
This morning, it hit you: It’s time to buy a car.
But here’s the thing
Yes, anyone can buy a car.
But anyone can also buy a mountain of debt that follows them around like a bad haircut.
So ask yourself:
Do you want any car or the right car?
A $3,000 Car That Became a $20,000 Lesson
I watched it happen in real time.
A young guy walked into the dealership laser-focused on a $3,000 “cash car” from an online ad. Was it perfect? Nope. But it ran (mostly), and best of all no monthly payments.
Fast forward a few hours
He didn’t leave in that $3,000 car.
He drove off in a shiny $20,000 model with:
✅ Bluetooth
✅ Heated seats
✅ Monthly payments he never budgeted for
He never even asked about the interest rate. Somewhere between "just looking" and "sign here," he got locked into a loan that might outlive the car.
Ask Yourself: How Am I Actually Going to Use This Car?
Let’s get real. Before you sign your life (and paycheck) away, take a breath and ask:
“What do I need this car to do?”
Some examples:
🔹 Daily Commuting?
You need a reliable, fuel efficient car. Not a gas-guzzling beast that eats your paycheck before payday.
🔹 Family Trips?
Skip the tiny coupe. You’ll want an SUV or minivan that fits car seats, snacks, luggage and your sanity.
🔹 Outdoor Adventures?
If you’re hitting trails, snow, or muddy roads, you need AWD (all wheel drive) or off-road features. Otherwise, you’re calling for a tow while your friends keep driving.
Know Your Why Before a Salesperson Decides for You
If you don’t know why you're buying, the dealership will. And guess what? They’re not thinking about your budget they’re thinking about their commission.
Ask yourself:
• Do I need a reliable car for commuting?
• Am I just chasing a “cool” factor? (Movie villain vibes in traffic, anyone?)
• Do I actually need that SUV or just like how it looks on Instagram?
Chapter 1 Strategy: Know Your Why Before You Buy
Let’s keep it all the way real: the dealership doesn’t care if you need a reliable commuter car or just got hypnotized by leather seats and a backup camera. Their goal? To turn your “just looking” into “just signed.” Fast.
So here’s your move: get crystal clear on your needs before they hand you a pen.
Your Strategy, Step by Step:
1. Identify Your True Needs (Not Just Your Wishlist):
◦ Ask: What will I actually be doing with this car?
◦ If your daily drive is 40 minutes in stop and go traffic, don’t fall for the lifted truck with the off-road package and zero MPG. That’s not your ministry.
2. Write Down 3 Must-Have Features That Actually Serve Your Life:
(Spoiler alert: “cool rims” and “makes me look like I have my life together” don’t count.)
3. Draw the Line Between Wants & Wallet Wreckers:
◦ Heated seats? Nice.
◦ A payment you didn’t budget for because you got sold on vibes? Not so nice.
◦ Pro tip: If it doesn’t make your daily life easier or more affordable, it’s not essential it’s emotional.
4. Set a Max Budget And Stick to It Like Your Rent Depends on It (Because It Might):
◦ Include insurance, fuel, maintenance, and snacks because you're going to be stress eating when those payments hit.
5. Say It Out Loud: “I Am Not Buying a Car to Impress Strangers.”
◦ Repeat this like a mantra in the dealership parking lot. Or write it on your mirror in dry-erase marker. Whatever it takes.
💬 Real Talk Recap:
If you don’t decide what you want and need, the dealership will gladly do it for you and charge interest. Stay focused. Know your why. And don’t let Bluetooth and bucket seats make you forget you still have student loans.
Your first car isn’t just about getting from A to B it’s about doing it without losing your mind or your money.
Wrap-Up: Start With a Plan, Not a Payment
Answering just a few key questions now can save you thousands later:
• How am I using this car?
• What can I afford really?
• Do I understand my credit situation?
Your first car is an investment. A little planning now will make it one of your smartest purchases not one of your biggest regrets.